Thar's
a new sheriff in town and he's a Dick! Dick Armey that is, the former
Republican House Majority Leader and major mouthpiece (and manipulator)
of the (alleged to be) grassroots Tea Party.
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million dollar golden shower … err … parachute as his exit kiss. The
money came from FreedomWorks donor and founder of Cancer Treatment
Centers of America, Richard J. Stephenson. Don't really know about Armey
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been some of the best ever! Armey marched into the offices of
FreedomWorks with an armed assistant, Beau Singleton, a retired Capital
Police officer, and forced two employees of FreedomWorks, Matt Kibbe and
Adam Brandon out of the building, apparently under threat of getting
shot. Why else would you bring an armed man to a pissing contest? That's
the threat. It says, “This man has a gun and he will use it if I tell
him to.”
Please don't try to argue it means anything but that.
It's
like drug dealers. They go someplace to close a deal. Most of the
participants are armed, but the dealers bring along these scary looking
guys who have Mac-10's or Glock 9's under their jackets ready for use.
It's really quite impressive when some short, fat … guy … let's say,
walks into the men's room of the Landmark Lanes — as a totally random
example — to meet another guy of equally questionable fashion sense and
moral character and each one of these guys has two “body guarFind RadioShack Cycling and running devices, heart rate monitors .ds” in tow.Welcome to SKY Cycling,
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stand there looking menacing as the two principles conclude their
business.
It's
impressive if you put aside your fear of what could happen if someone
sneezes wrong or the guy taking a dump in the stall — who no one knew
was there — flushes the toilet unexpectedly. Seriously, when that toilet
flushes the safeties get switched to the “off” position and the fingers
are resting on the trigger guards. Instantly. It's impressive.
Much
as it must have been impressive last September when Dick Armey marched
into FreedomWorks with his armed guard and told the people who pissed
him off to, “Get the [expletive deleted] out!”
The
Baltimore Post-Examiner's rules of decorum prevent me from using the
verbiage that is more appropriate, but this is an upstanding news outlet
and they have standards. I'm OK wit dat.
So
what would you do if you were working away taking the hard-earned money
of Teabaggers everywhere and the sorta boss walks in with an armed man
who looks like he might have been a member of the Marine Corps Special
Operations Command (MARSOC) at one time and tells you, “You're fired!
Get out!”
You'd
look at the armed guy and then gather up your things and leave. Or,
you'd start crying uncontrollably, which is what four of the people
working for FreedomWorks did. Apparently the crying won over Armey who
said they could stay.
The
two guys who were marched out at threat of gunpoint came back, Armey
was forced to resign and the rest is, as the old saying goes, history.
Just
a show of hands: how many people would take a golden shower for eight
million bucks? I'm raising my hand. I've endured plenty of indignity in
my lifetime and if I could get paid $8,000,000 for just one moment of
it, what the heck. Then I'm done being humiliated cause after that, why
care?
Anyway,
that seems to be the story all over the GOP-slash-Conservative universe
these days. One faction is fighting that faction; this group of
Republican Congressman is stabbing those other Republican Congressmen in
the back — hell, the conservative talkers on “The Five” are even
arguing amongst themselves over what this fiscal cliff business means.
This one thinks that one is wrong, the young guy trying to look too cool
for school is acting bored … there's no joy in FoxWorld tonight.
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